24 DAILY NEWS – President Donald Trump has sparked controversy with a recent statement regarding the nation’s preference for foreign-made products.
WASHINGTON—Angrily claimings the populace had neglected its patriotic duty to support domestic manufacturing, President Donald Trump issued a statement Tuesday decrying the lack of U.S.-made products lodged in American rectums. “Sad how much cheap ‘Made in China’ GARBAGE is still being stuffed into people’s asses while Great American flashlight and curtain rod makers suffer,” Trump wrote in a fiery Truth Social post, adding that “real Americans” should be absolutely sure any long, cylindrical objects they had obtained for anal penetration were manufactured in the United States before inserting them. “Same goes for imported cucumbers and carrots. Every one you get stuck in your rectum is a dollar stolen from proud American farmers! Back in the 1950s we lodged PURE AMERICAN STEEL in our backsides, but now we settle for chintzy Chinese knockoffs with NO FLARED ENDS. It’s a national disgrace! And don’t try to say you ‘just fell’ on that permanent marker made in Mexico—you should have had the handle of a beautiful American-manufactured feather duster crammed up there already!” Many top economists criticized the president’s statement, claiming Trump’s tariffs on foreign objects would not boost domestic manufacturing and would instead only leave American asses empty.
**24 Daily News Analysis**
The former president’s remarks, posted on Truth Social, lamented the prevalence of foreign-made items being “stuffed into people’s asses,” suggesting it harms American flashlight and curtain rod manufacturers. He urged “real Americans” to ensure any cylindrical objects used for anal penetration were manufactured in the United States, extending his concern to imported cucumbers and carrots. Trump argued that the use of these imported items robs American farmers of income.
**Economic Repercussions**
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The 24 DAILY NEWS has learned that Trump contrasted current practices with what he described as the past, when Americans supposedly used “PURE AMERICAN STEEL” in their backsides, and he criticized the use of “chintzy Chinese knockoffs with NO FLARED ENDS.” The statement concluded with a remark about avoiding excuses for “falling” on foreign-made objects when an American-made alternative should already be in place.
**Expert Opinions**
Several economists, as 24 DAILY NEWS confirms, have questioned the efficacy of imposing tariffs on foreign objects to encourage domestic manufacturing. They suggest that such measures would not boost the economy and would ultimately negatively impact consumers.
