24 DAILY NEWS – Washington, D.C. | Satire
In one of the most bizarre developments yet in the Trump-Epstein saga, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi allegedly informed former President Donald Trump that his name was tattooed all over Jeffrey Epstein’s body.
According to sources familiar with the Oval Office briefing, Bondi casually mentioned during a routine national security update that Trump’s name was inked across Epstein’s skin in various fonts and artistic styles.
“It wasn’t even the main topic,” the source clarified. “But she did say it appeared inside hearts, surrounded by daisies and roses, and written in styles ranging from new school to American traditional.”
Trump Epstein Tattoos: What We Know So Far
Unexpected Ink Tribute
While authorities haven’t confirmed the full list of names tattooed on Epstein’s body, the leak claims that alongside Trump’s name, others appeared as well — including “Bill Gates” in bold gothic letters, and what appeared to be a merman tattoo resembling Alan Dershowitz.
Oval Office Reactions
Sources inside the meeting said that Trump appeared confused and reportedly asked, “Do I at least look shredded in the tattoos?” before quickly changing the subject.
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Congress Gets Involved
In a completely predictable move, as reported by 24 DAILY NEWS, a House subcommittee has voted to subpoena any photographic evidence of the alleged tattoos — including what insiders are calling the “Donnie tramp stamp.”
A Strange Chapter in a Strange Legacy
The Trump Epstein tattoos revelation adds yet another surreal layer to the already controversial connections between the former president and the late convicted sex offender. While investigators have refused to confirm or deny the claims, social media has erupted with speculation, memes, and conspiracy theories.
“It’s like reality and satire are fighting for the same headline,” one congressional aide commented
